Rectal Metaphors

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This is probably the best cartoon on the subject.
Usually used as an anatomic impossibility it is hard to imagine how it happened to be used for the very first time. Who has the coin for the first use of it?
Anyway, I remember one my dad used to use, quite often in fact, which we don't hear very often these days (maybe it should be revived!): "Your Ass is Sucking Wind!" ... not quite so impossible, but normally entropy makes the flow in the opposite direction. I think what he really meant was "You are full of shit & you are still talking aimlessly about it" ... but I could be wrong.  Help me out, folks.

Tags

  1. head up ass
  2. ass sucking wind
  3. shitting in others mouth
  4. rectal metaphors
  5. shit
  6. sethbozosum
  7. HeirloomTurds

Comments


Mark de LA says
seth 2011-11-09 09:11:35 15612
still to this day i can suck up air when i burp ... i think it was you who was trying to do that with your ass when we were kids ... were you ever successful?
Yep, it is sort of a yogi trick like some Indian yogi's do by drinking milk with their peckers.

Mark de LA says
Another vulgarism or rectal metaphor occurs when a person uses the phrase "shit in my mouth".
The cartoon itself shows how such a phrase gets accomplished.


Mark de LA says
seth 2014-07-17 06:49:30 15612
M 2014-07-17 06:30:31 15612
Another vulgarism or rectal metaphor occurs when a person uses the phrase "shit in my mouth".
The cartoon itself shows how such a phrase gets accomplished.


well "shit in my mouth" is a perfect mataphor of what you do when you take something i say and twist it around making it not what i say ... in other words you have taken some shit from your own mind and tried to force it in my mouth as if i had said it. 

get use to it dude ... when you do it, i will tell you what you have done ... in this colorful way ... and not i do not expect that the awareness of that is going to be something that you will be able to accept ... but who knows ... maybe some day you will learn not to shit in my mouth and to respect my otherness from you.
Yerp - your ass is sucking wind dear bro.


Seth says
if you are listing rectal metaphors here, then "shitting in another person's mouth" would be a good one to include.

Also the more general metaphor of eating shit voluntarily.  Not to make a metaphor into a reality, but i ran across a man who eats shit, you might see him here eating shit some afternoon. 

Mark de LA says
seth 2014-07-18 06:12:28 15612
if you are listing rectal metaphors here, then "shitting in another person's mouth" would be a good one to include.

Also the more general metaphor of eating shit voluntarily.  Not to make a metaphor into a reality, but i ran across a man who eats shit, you might see him here eating shit some afternoon. 
This item is not about SHIT!
It appears Seth, that your ass is still sucking wind & putting out #HeirloomTurds.

Mark de LA says
M 2014-07-21 08:48:15 15612
seth 2014-07-18 06:12:28 15612
if you are listing rectal metaphors here, then "shitting in another person's mouth" would be a good one to include.

Also the more general metaphor of eating shit voluntarily.  Not to make a metaphor into a reality, but i ran across a man who eats shit, you might see him here eating shit some afternoon. 
The bolded phrase shitting in my mouth is not only an anatomically impossible from this distance but is also not allowed in my groups & will be summarily deleted. It is repugnant to me & is a excessive hyperbole of anything rational that can be said about my writings. stay rational
Forewarned !



Mark de LA says
seth 2014-07-21 12:58:13 15612
M 2014-07-21 12:50:46 15612
seth 2014-07-21 11:49:52 15612
Does this kind of interaction serve any useful purpose?
yes.

What is it?
You should read what I have already written on the subject. When you get .
For my groups, you have exceeded conversational protocol that even I find unacceptable in my groups similar in nature to being engaged in a chess match & you, seeing that you are losing the game, reach dump the table over with all the game pieces on the floor with a big huff & puff of personal drama & leave the game space swearing.


Seth says
M 2014-07-21 12:50:46 15612
seth 2014-07-21 11:49:52 15612
Does this kind of interaction serve any useful purpose?
yes.

What is it?

Mark de LA says
seth 2014-07-21 13:40:06 15612
M 2014-07-21 13:35:48 15612
seth 2014-07-21 12:58:13 15612
M 2014-07-21 12:50:46 15612
seth 2014-07-21 11:49:52 15612
Does this kind of interaction serve any useful purpose?
yes.

What is it?
You should read what I have already written on the subject. When you get .
For my groups, you have exceeded conversational protocol that even I find unacceptable in my groups similar in nature to being engaged in a chess match & you, seeing that you are losing the game, reach dump the table over with all the game pieces on the floor with a big huff & puff of personal drama & leave the game space swearing.


and again, what is the purpose of you insulting almost everything i say?
I DON'T ! THAT'S JUST THE STORY YOU RUN IN YOUR HEAD!

Mark de LA says
seth 2014-07-21 14:58:52 15612
And what kind of respect did you express for my saying, "Well in so far as we feel and experience the edges of these forces, these "Gods", they still walk amongst us ... as much as they ever did i presume.  I think the stories of the myths of them having anthropomorphic characteristics are ... er, just stories." on your 17555 ?  

Do you honestly think that an impartial judge would interpret your "weggie", "blured lines", "head up my ass", and "dog shitting on a magazine" responses express anything other than a total lack of respect?
I think you are still blowing it out your ass. You like to argue.

Mark de LA says
M 2014-07-29 15:27:41 15612
These will resurrect everytime sethbozosum uses the phrase "shit in my mouth" .
just because it sounds so stupid.

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