Be proud to possess lethal power !


Think how possessing this little stocking stuffer keychain will "improve" your life and that of your loved ones.  You point it at a person and push the button and it kills the person instantaneously, no blood, no traceable bullets.  Carry it in your pocket.  Use it to defend yourself.  Kill your attacker before they can kill you.   Features include:  slide switch for wide angle beam to kill groups,  completely silent, legal to carry in all states, no background check necessary, requires 1 AAA battery (not included). 

KCKILL01  $5.95



Introduced first on Facebook here.

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  2. things in our culture
  3. gun control
  4. products
  5. merry xmas
  6. item 16361
  7. ease of killing
  8. guns

Comments


Seth says
Some Facebook comments here.

Seth says
source: my facebook comment
Well i think the manufacturer, sale, and possession of this keychain should be banned. I think we know enough about human behavior to predict how it would change our civilization. The number of killings would skyrocket. Yet most of us have agreed that we should not kill each other. Consequently we should not permit an instrument into our culture which would make that deed trivially convenient.

That said and digested according to our personal tastes, what of our individual freedom? Should the needs of the civilization have priority over our God given right to do what we choose ... be it deemed good or evil by society at large? That is a complex issue, me thinks, and must be answered case by case. Many citizens will not even acknowledge that our civilization as a whole is something that we should consciously care about ... something that we should intentionally work to improve ... instead they place all value in their own individuality, resenting external governance from the whole, and delegating responsibility for society at large only to God. Others, like myself, see a great value in civilization as a whole and believe it totally transcends our own individual lives, yet hold ourselves responsible for its care and feeding. It is not for me to say the others are wrong ... nor is it for them to say that I am wrong. The predicament is what it is ... and thank God for that.

So i think we should take a vote on the keychain and agree in advance to accept the will of the majority.

...


Mark de LA says
At least this lethal power is dual-use:
As is this one:



Seth says
seth 2013-01-09 15:18:02 16361
MR mark 2013-01-09 14:57:26
Anything I don't like that you post on my items will be deleted equally.
... actually that is not a problem for me at all.


Mark de LA says
Moved to a more relevant place: (or not)
seth: 2013-07-17 06:27:47
i kind of like this skit.  Now flash that "the juice" is the American choice for people to have the power to easily kill people.


Mark de LA says
Moved to a more relevant place: (or not)
seth: 2013-07-17 06:27:47
i kind of like this skit.  Now flash that "the juice" is the American choice for people to have the power to easily kill people.


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