thought

Herb had just finished mowing and weeding his lawn.  Hot and sweaty, he was in no mood to be fucked with as he settled into the couch with a cold one.  That's when the special report hit Fox.  "Oh here we go", he thought, "Obama must be acting up ... like i care anymore".   But instead the headline read ...
Fox News Special Report (developing story)

The FDA has issued a recall order for MegaFruit. 

Herb glanced into the dining room where his wife has set out a beautiful display.  "Leave it to the FDA to fuck with a good thing" ... but that didn't stop the cold chill running up his spine as the reached for one of the luscious fruits and took a big satisfying bite.