Monday Morning Math

(courtesy of Tina & a lot of others)

This equation should be taught in all maths classes. From a 
strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever 
wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? 
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to 
give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in 
life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer 
these questions:

 If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is 
represented as:
 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25  26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% !

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

 While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude 
will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will 
put you over the top.

Tags

  1. funny
  2. math

Comments


Seth says


See Also

  1. Thought Thinking Domain Math with 203 viewings related by tag "math".
  2. Thought FEMA Joke with 199 viewings related by tag "funny".
  3. Thought about: McCain's Cunt problems ... with 46 viewings related by tag "funny".
  4. Thought Other Math Curiosities with 25 viewings related by tag "math".
  5. Thought A French Joke with 15 viewings related by tag "funny".
  6. Thought about: rolling hypocycloids with 14 viewings related by tag "math".
  7. Thought Cell server test with 3 viewings related by tag "math".
  8. Thought Funny spam with 1 viewings related by tag "funny".
  9. Thought Some math musing re philosophy of mind with 1 viewings related by tag "math".
  10. Thought A Riddle for the Fans with 1 viewings related by tag "funny".
  11. Thought Funny Cartoon & more (via G+) with 1 viewings related by tag "funny".
  12. Thought Cool Sign with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  13. Thought I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING YESTERDAY! with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  14. Thought Extremists Suck! with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  15. Thought [title (15409)] with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  16. Thought Viral Marketing at it's funniest with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  17. Thought The advantage of being Chinese with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  18. Thought crappy ideas with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  19. Thought PUNCH - some of these cartoons are really funny with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  20. Thought Two Irishmen with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  21. Thought An important health announcement! with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  22. Thought about: weaverluke: [expert(s]exchange) with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  23. Thought [title (8095)] with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  24. Thought about: rima regas - google+ - maths simple visual how trigonometry works with 0 viewings related by tag "math".
  25. Thought neighborhood folksonomy with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  26. Thought funy with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  27. Thought [title (18359)] with 0 viewings related by tag "math".
  28. Thought Funny Bathroom with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  29. Thought How to stretch the sides with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  30. Thought Good Morning! with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  31. Thought about: MAKE: Blog: Data transfer via snail with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  32. Thought 123 with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  33. Thought In case you missed it with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  34. Thought Kitty tries to Cross the Stream (It's not Perrier either!) with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  35. Thought Been pressed for computer time! with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  36. Thought [title (1776)] with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  37. Thought how to get a girl in the bed with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  38. Thought [title (1781)] with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  39. Thought George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".
  40. Thought Always Something !! with 0 viewings related by tag "funny".