An important health announcement!

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The Center for Disease control has issued a warning about a new and virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is named Gonorrhea Lectim, and is pronounced "gonna reelect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. The effects and symptoms on infected individuals include: Antisocial personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate and process new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography, histrionic tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior.


Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a simple bush in Texas.

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