A pregnant lady

Pregnant Lady ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET
12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at
her.

She immediately moved to another seat. This
time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved
again.

 The man seemed more amused. When on the
fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained
to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about
20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

 The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was
 like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice
 her condition. She sat down under a sign that said,
 'The 'Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned."

 "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I
had to smile."

"Then she placed herself under a deodorant
sign that said,
 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick', and I could
 hardly contain myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have
prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"

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