Earth Day Suckers

About: bbc news | entertainment | crow calls for limit on loo paper

source: ... Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment. Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
... There was a huge push for biodiesel over the weekend - especially on Earth Day.
source: ... The 45-year-old, who made the comments on her website, has just toured the US on a biodiesel-powered bus to raise awareness about climate change.
(I wonder how much of a carbon footprint she consumed for that(above)). The amusing part seems to be that if you are burning something in your engine you are doing the same as before; just using a different source. Plus, eventually if it takes off, you will be using up resources that could be better used to grow food.  Maybe recycling McDonald's deep fryer fat is a good idea, but there isn't enough to go around.   Maybe mandatory liposuction could solve that problem!
 
I haven't yet calculated the carbon footprint of Sheryl Crow, but here is a Smoking Gun preview for you - three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars - ouch! (How many run on biodiesel?)

Tags

  1. environmentalism
  2. wackos
  3. sheryl crow
  4. toilet paper
  5. drip dry

Comments


Seth says
Sheryl Crow's piece is halarious  but she didn't correct for sexaul variation ... men always drip dry or shake where women waste that one piece ... too bad they can't drip dry too ... now that would really be revolutionary.   As to those pesky times ... i have no idea how you do it with just 2 or 3 ... perhaps we can get Sheryl to give us a demo .... if you are gonna risk it that far,  why use anything at all ... just make sure you wash your hands.  

Mark de LA says
Finger Licking Good! 2007-04-23 08:52:38 6964
Washing hands uses valuable water. Why not just lick your fingers instead!
The French have the bidet & dogs have the ultimate solution:


Sue says
Sheryl Crow is a MORON.

Mark de LA says
And now the jokes about her: (Rush Limbaugh said yesterday on his program if she continued to push & endorse her 1 square per wipe solution in each & every one of her appearances he would promote all of her appearances)


Mark de LA says
I think NewsBusters is getting it right.....

source: ...
"Everybody gets high, everybody gets low,These are the days when anything goes"--Sheryl Crow (Everyday is a Winding Road)    .. I think that pretty much sums it up.
...
Now if [item 6892] could figure it out we could all have a good laugh

Mark de LA says
Ironic, eh?

Seth says

Yesterday Glen Beck apologized to Sheryl ... apparently he didn't originally gork her humor ... now he does and says in compensation he will give her a segment on his show.  

I'm glad that Sheryl is having the last laugh ... anybody knows you cant have a fair system here without giving men an offset for shaking it.

Mark de LA says
variations on a theme:

Mark de LA says

Algore does the same thing but they seem to take him seriously.

Mark de LA says
Maybe the subtlest

Mark de LA says
American taste for soft toilet roll 'worse than driving Hummers' . Apparently we should probably use corn cobs instead or the now defunct daily news papers; maybe GPO copies of the Stimulus Bill (good for 1000+ wipes).   The headline here is wonderful play on words since I don't know anyone who is actually eating the toilet paper or tastes it with his asshole. Greenpeace thinks it's deflowering the virgin forests.
The reusable solution probably is the way to go, & it reminds me of a bear & rabbit shitting in the woods joke.


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