Rules of Life

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

  1. You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
  2. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
  3. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
  4. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
  5. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
  6. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

 

, I might need that #6!

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  1. rules of life
  2. wd40
  3. duct tape

Comments


Mark de LA says
I think the picture was an old postcard from my father's collection.


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