This is a joke CFR might have liked

 A chap comes home with some multi-flavored condoms to spice up 
the long winter nights. He comes in, throws off his coat, and 
announces it to his missus, who becomes immediately excited. 
Without a word, she grabs him by the nuts and drags him 
upstairs. He jumps into bed, and she runs off to the bathroom 
to powder her nose.
  While he is lying in the bed, hands behind his head, the wife 
comes in. She strips at the foot of the bed and slides up under 
the bedding and starts playing the pink oboe.
  Suddenly, she lifts the bedding and says to her husband "Mmmmm,
cheese and onion?"

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  1. cheese
  2. onion

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